No one wants to see your goo baby

Ah, the miracle of childbirth. New mommies and daddies are so excited to show off their newly born offspring to family and friends that they simply refuse to wait until the baby is cleaned up before posting pictures on facebook. I can pretty much guarantee that your college roommate or the girl you sat next to in Biology in 10th grade does not want to see your goo baby. Is this really what you want the first impression of your child to be? Probably not. I'd save those pictures for grandma. Eh, she probably doesn't want to see your goo baby either.