These are words that you will never hear me utter. I also prefer you never say them to me in conversation.
moist - gross
ointment - yuck
panties - reminds me of pedophiles driving white vans.
tender - "This meat is so tender." No.
slacks - when referring to pants. Please just call them pants.
blouse - just call it a shirt. Only grandmas can get away with this word.
The ointment I put on my tender skin underneath my panties got all over my slacks and blouse leaving them all moist.
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